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Ban for the Red (Tape) Arrows
Health and safety zealots in a Devon resort have grounded the RAF's famous aerobatic team in case 'vibrations' from their planes damage buildings below.
Hairdresser too short to cut
A trainee hairdresser has been rejected for an apprenticeship due to fears that her height might result in back problems.
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Hydrex man injured by roadrailer
A rail worker was injured after his vehicle collided with a goods train in Inverness.
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Network Rail has failed in an Appeal Court bid to reduce a £667,666 fine imposed after two railwaymen were struck and killed by a roadrailer.
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Mixed messages...
Independent research told RAIB that it is "rated poorly on the length of time it takes to produce final reports."

Why did it feel the need to distort that
finding in its Annual Report?

After £500,000 worth of research revealed that passengers like their trains to run on time, RSSB has commissioned three more research programmes with the aim of providing definitive answers to ages-old questions -

Ref No
Budget
 Project Title
XS01767
£610K + expenses
Can MPs be trusted?
XS01769
£430K
Is the Pope Catholic?
XS01772
£560K
Do bears shit in the woods?
This is how long we've had to wait for RAIB to publish reports
into these trackworker-related accidents:
Serious injury: Victoria 611 days!!
Fatality: Leeds Station
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Serious injury: Cheshunt Junction
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Serious injury: Raigmore
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