Enter at your peril! The SafetyNet Years For six years, Graeme Bickerdike (in the silly hat) and Peter Sharratt (in the other silly hat) toured the railway making track safety programmes. They found themselves in peculiar places, doing odd things and witnessing strange events. The PTS Collection During the summer of 2007, a new version of the PTS video was commissioned, reuniting the now-wrinkled Bickerdike and Sharratt for their movie-making swangsong. Oh, how they enjoyed the rain, the treacle and the minutiae.

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