As a visitor to this site, it's a fair bet that you've had dealings with a safety professional or two. If so, you will certainly appreciate the real-world vision of these dynamic and courageous leaders. They're great guys!

Theirs is a deadly serious business yet, despite this, safety professionals are always ready to have a laugh at their own expense. Here are our favourite one-liners about them. Click on the all-seeing 'eye' for the punchline.