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Why didn't the binman cross the road?
A refuse collector was told not to cross the road to pick up a homeowner’s rubbish because it contravened health and safety rules.
Dangerous delivery
Royal Mail is refusing to deliver post to a 62-year-old woman's home on a quiet lane because there is no pavement outside her home.
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Drunk on duty
A court has heard that a level crossing keeper was so drunk on duty that he could not be woken up.
Engineer breaks down at inquest
A Network Rail engineer broke down in tears as he told an inquest he forgot to inspect the points which caused the Grayrigg train crash in Cumbria.
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Independent research told RAIB that it is "rated poorly on the length of time it takes to produce final reports."

Why did it feel the need to distort that
finding in its Annual Report?

After £500,000 worth of research revealed that passengers like their trains to run on time, RSSB has commissioned three more research programmes with the aim of providing definitive answers to ages-old questions -

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Budget
Project Title
XS01767
£610K + expenses
Can MPs be trusted?
XS01769
£430K
Is the Pope Catholic?
XS01772
£560K
Do bears shit in the woods?
This is how long we've had to wait for RAIB to publish reports
into these trackworker-related accidents:
Serious injury: Raigmore 356 days
Serious injury: Torworth
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Near misses: Earlsfield
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Serious injury: Stoats Nest Jnc
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