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Lowlights, NEW this month...
From the Safety Valve:
Safe but not sound
A "former track maintenance engineer" asserts that red zone working at switches and crossings should be consigned to history. From which hat does he intend to pull all those extra line blockages?
From the Corporate Machine:
Meet the team
You've digested our Information Bulletins, revelled in our videos and immersed yourself in our Safety Policy Statement. Now meet the management team behind all these fine words.


Top rail stories from Newshound...



Extra bits and pieces...

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Our commitment to frontline staff welfare Brighten up your next safety briefing with one of our downloads Go surfing and flounder in an ocean of health 'n' safety Be a devil...tell us what you're thinking!

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Features...
Our visual brainteaser
See the funny side of safety professionals - you know you want to!
Avoid health and safety pitfalls with these best practice videos!
Every picture tells a story...unfortunately!
Loathe them or hate them, every head must have one!
Don't despair...reflect!
Nonsense where once there was irrelevance
Unearth the untold knowledge behind our management team
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