You have taken a great risk by entering 'death by health and safety' without written authority.
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A "former track maintenance engineer" asserts that red zone working at switches and crossings should be consigned to history. From which hat does he intend to pull all those extra line blockages?
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You've digested our Information Bulletins, revelled in our videos and immersed yourself in our Safety Policy Statement. Now meet the management team behind all these fine words.
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Top rail stories from Newshound...
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Extra bits and pieces...
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Please note that site rules must be complied with at all times (unless they are managerially inconvenient). Look up every five seconds in case a Health & Safety Inspector is approaching. If a warning is given, invent an implausible excuse to justify your actions.
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To demonstrate our commitment to frontline staff welfare, we have sacrificed a South American rainforest to produce a health and safety policy. Admire the fine words and glossy pictures by clicking on the link below, where you'll find an executive summary.
You can also visit our downloads area - with images, video and bulletins to brighten up your next safety briefing - or email us with your opinions and comments. Clearly, you must first get permission to have an opinion from your Corporate Affairs team. |
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